The Pearson Pregnancy - Expectant Fathers...

Conceived Dec 3, 1997
Due August 27, 1998
Labor August 29-31
Born August 31, 1998

Expectant Fathers...

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.

The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins!"

"What a coincidence", the first man said with some obvious pride, "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!"

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You sir, are the father of triplets!"

"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."

An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man- who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets.

Stunned, he could barely reply. "Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse. After finally gaining his composure, the third man said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."

After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, and was flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side, and after some time he slowly regained back his consiousness.

When he was finally able to speak, they could hear him whispering repeatedly the same phrase over and over again...

"I should have never taken that job with 7-Up"....

This story was posted on ParentsPlace August '98 expecting board by floralmom.

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